And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
birth control should be required to get into college
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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