is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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