So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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