Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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