I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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