It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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