sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Semen is not good for contacts.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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