I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
did you just send me my own nude
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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