He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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