To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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