would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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