Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm getting married
To pizza
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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