Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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