I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
