entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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