Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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