I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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