I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
