Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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