i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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