You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
