I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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