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(416): View more from Ontario

Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?

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(301): View more from Maryland

we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing

(1-301): View more from Maryland

that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome

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we agree. completely

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(863): View more from Florida

i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.

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(323): View more from California

What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite

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(305): View more from Florida

Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!

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