i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
