Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
It was confusing and full of hummus
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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