I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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