You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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