In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
everyone is single if you try hard enough
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
