There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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