Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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