She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
