After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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