i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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