margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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