I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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