he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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