NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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