idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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