Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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