dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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