"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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