She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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