ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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