So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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