Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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