Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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