Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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