it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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