Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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