Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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