how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
