I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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