margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think i have herpe
just one?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
