i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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