No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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