I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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