he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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