Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Dear god my vagina.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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