I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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