I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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